You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she peed on how many people?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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