When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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