3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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