After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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