Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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