Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize