6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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