If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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