I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
