Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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