wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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