that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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