Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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