She said her name was "party"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
