I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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