I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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