ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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