If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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