Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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