I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
nutella sex= disaster
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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