You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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