do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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