She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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