Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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