What did we do last night that was yellow?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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