She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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