some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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