yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
where does the pee come out of this thing
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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