So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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