That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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