first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Who did Billy Mays play for?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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