She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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