I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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