My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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