Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I supernannyed him into submission
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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