I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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