Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Randomize
