Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
P.S. I can't hear my feet
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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