I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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