i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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