Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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