Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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