Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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