I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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