Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
the raccoons are back...
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