but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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