i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
