Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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