People with herpes should wear stickers.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
