lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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