The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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