I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
