I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I didn't notice because vodka
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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