literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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