Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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